10. Ellen DeGeneres -- Suffocates in the closet
9. Susan Lucci -- Trips & breaks her neck while running up steps to accept an Emmy
8. Jenny McCarthy -- Struck by a random thought
7. Frank Sinatra -- Killed by Strangers in the Night
6. RuPaul -- Prostate cancer
5. O.J. Simpson -- Murdered by the "real killer" in an apparent suicide
4. Madonna -- Exposure
3. Unabomber -- Mail bomb returned due to "insufficient postage"
2. Al Gore -- Dutch Elm Disease
1. Bill Gates -- Falls out of a Window