London, UK - Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small
traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the The Travis
Company fed 100 men 12 pints of beer each and observed that 100% of
them :
1. gained weight,
2. talked excessively without making sense,
3. became emotional,
4. couldn't drive,
5. couldn't think,
6. and refused to apologize
when wrong.
No further testing is planned.