-You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
-Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
-You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm
Strawberry Hill.
-At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
-You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
-You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
-You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
-You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.
-The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
-Wookies are offended by your BO
-You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have
to wait for a commercial.
-You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
-Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the
darkside...it'll be a hoot."
-You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to
get the barbecue grill to light.
-You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
-You think Han Solo would look better in a flannel cause he looks like a
little sissy in that vest.
-You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
-You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through
the window.
-Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a
pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
-You ever fell in love with your sister.
-You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them
damn Yankees."
-You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
-You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with red wood deck.
-You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the
cantina scene.
-In your opinion, that Darth Vader fellow just "ain't right."